“Well, that was fun. That was all of the fun. All of the fun is gone.”
“WHY IS MY FACE GONE? MY FACE ISN’T HERE. OH MY GOD-I DRANK AWAY MY FACE.”
“Smell that? That’s what hate smells like. And maybe a little urine. It’s been rough morning.”
Normal person's reaction to a banker causing JP Morgan Chase to post a $2 BILLION loss: "The industry needs to be regulated further." Bank industry insider's reaction to same: "(A) former executive said that the loss was unfortunately timed because it crystallized opposition to bank behavior and was being seized upon by regulators."
Wall Street is just a collection of dickhead tools.
Sociopathic dickhead tools.
“Oh, the eye? There was a…yesterday that happened. I ran straight into a yesterday.”
“Back. Don’t know where from. Was bad. Couch.”
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Football is more popular, basketball is more marketable, hockey is more exciting, soccer means more throughout the world. But baseball has a way of making you think about everything that ever happened to you, every conversation you ever had, every place you ever lived, everything.
Bill Simmons (via kayakingupstream)
(Source: grantland.com, via heyrhe)
“I’ve made a few mistakes, and I can live with that. I can live with a few terrible, terrible,terrible mistakes.”
Can he just run the world, please?
“Well, what I remember is you acting like a complete jackass. What I can’t remember is probably worse.”
“I am going to click on some things and I’m going to print out some things but I swear that’s alllll you’re getting out of me today.”
“Yup. There’s definitely some smoting going on here. This is some moderate to severe smoting.”
“In observance of Easter, I feel like I’ve been dead for three days.”
